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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Ma secret politics of makin 5000 frns in less than 30 days on facebook

New Trick

Join "best liker adding group", likers adding group, best adding group etc. on facebook & post there add me....You will get a lot of friend request..one of the link of tht kind of group is given below
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1433994583555012/

join tht group which has a lot of members...facebook keep on deleting such groups due to policy violation..
In tht kind of group you can make 100 to 200 friends per day
thanks

Old trick
Nihanya's politics to make 5000 frns in less than 30 days on facebook


1.There r two ways 1.fake id 2.Real id

In fake id u should use famous personality name like hrithik,shahrukh etc.they r lot of fake profile in facebook

which r running on th...eir name n makin frns in short time.In fake id ppl r using porn pics of Gals to make frns faster.

If you wan to make frnd by this way plz dont read further.just make fake profile do in ur own way

2.Real id-this way is for wise ppl who r gud nf to impress ppl by their wisdom.If you wan to follow this way u r welcome

everything is written for u below here.

2.Know yourself wre u stand,know ur guts,analyse urself, You shud be allrounder in everysubject,every field bole toh basic knowledge

of everything.

3.Write ur profile in this way describing ur personality,the matter shud not be copied,it shud be original to impress ppl.Neva heard by ppl.

Make ur Album of ur intrest.

4.If u r not gettin response on fb,u shud like everything ppl status,album etc. so tht ppl notice who r u?Send ur frn request to mutual frns till

fACbook start sayin u cant send more request.Wen u comment on ny1 status always like opposite sex comments who r not ur frns.then they vl sen u frn req.

5.Make frnship vd old ppl who r writer,belongs to ny political group,shayar etc.who hv more than 1000 frns.

They ppl always make fun of great ppl.PPl who r in their frnlist bored of them but unable to xpress.Mess vd them

for givin true reason,they will b irritated n mess vd u for 3-4 comments..they hv only power of commentin 3-4 comments

against u. You will b out of their list as they will delete u.But ppl who see messin u vd right cause, appericiate u.

They will become ur frns by sendin u request, no matter they dont like ur comments @tht status bt they like u.

See the old ppl who deleted u like a kuda kabada for u bcoz he never likes ur status n never comment on ur status.

So its a waste in ur frnlist.But messin vd him Gv u true frns who like u n gv comments.:prrrrr

6.Make frns shayar who hv more than 1000 frns unki bakwaas shayri karne ki aadat hoti hai..Wo apne status me shayri hi dalenge.

Put ur shayri comments in this way ppl like ur shayri than his status.Bole toh aisi shayri karo ki unke status ki zhand

ho jaye..or abusive bhi na ho..or log uske status ko leave kar tumhare comment ko like kare.

See the xample..Shayar status-Rishta hai hamara,koi Dahleez nahi jise aapne thokar maar di..

Nihanya comment-Thokar maar di humne har us Rishte ko jiski koi Dahleez nahi,Jaakar kah do apne chahne walo se jinhe koi tameez nahi..

7.Dont forget to wish ppl on their birthday.Wish ppl on their wall n see d wall their r many ppl wishin him/her.If u r boy then like gal's

comments wishin him if u r gal then like boy comments wishin him hapy b'day.Bcoz d ppl who wish him/her felt irritated if the b'day boy/gal

dont like his/her wish..if u like it they will become ur frns by sendin u request..

8.PPL on facebook keep on taggin u on bakwaas pics/notes u will start hvin notification in vein wenever u get notification if ny1 comment dre..like

his/her comment..He/she will send u frn request vdout doin ny kinda effort.In this way u can take revenge.The owner of tht pic will end up

losin his/her frnds to you.ha ha..

9.Post ur status updates should be original neva heard by ppl or status should be of ppl's intrest.they will like it sure n gv their comments.

10.Mess vd bad ppls for your honour if u r a gal mess vd bad boys.so tht good boys notice who is this amazing brave gal..they will send u frn request..

If u r boy then mess vd bad gals who u think is fake id the gals vd fake id always use porn pics,video etc.mess vd them the good gals in his frnlist

vl become ur frns in notime.If tht gal remove u then dont mind bcoz it is sure fake id operated by boy.dont feel sad.

Note-Neva fight on ur staus as it is not useful in ny way..If u fight on other status..The notification of this fighting went to all his/her frnds,they

will become ur frns..

11.Post good video songs which r hit or ppl 4get it n u remind by postin tht..Make ur notes impressive by mentionin amazing moments of ur life like happiness,

sadness etc.PPL always like truth of life..

12.Hv a knowledge of everyday importance if ny Great Freedom fighter bday or Guru b'day fall on tht day then post a post abt them show ur respect 4 him.

In the end best of luck thts ma politics of makin 5000 frns in less than 30 days....ha ha..I just wana to say u shud hv mind blowin personality bole toh haazirzawab..ha ha

IIIrd page-full of sins


Confession of ma sins

Ma life full of sins.I have done lot of sins in ma life so I want to confess it in front of all friends.

In ma childhood I killed lot of creatures whatever I remind I want to share with you.

When I was kid I killed lot of flies n kankhajoora.

Whenever I see house flies n kankhajoora they are instantly killed by me in brutual manner.

I killed lot of lizards whenever I killed them I feel proud.

I used to steal eggs from sparrows nest to see how it is.I catch a lot of sparrows child from their nest

by thinking that i will make them pet but they are died due to hunger n rejected by parents.

I remeber the incident when i touch a pigeon egg when pigeon was not present.When pigeon came,pigeon took the egg in park n break it.

Pigeon rejected the egg bcoz of ma touch I dont know how pigeon came to know about that.I read they rejected their eggs if found foul play.

A lot of sparrows child are died as I snatched them from their parents.I llistened somewhere who breaks the sparrows nest cant be happy in life.

I am still not happy in ma life.I remember a incident when I killed a girgit with ma frns.I told them foolish the girgit capture our images in her eyes.

So leaving her alive can kill us.So we have to kill her.I killed her with a help of a brick before dying she laid eggs then I came to know she was pregnant.

Alas all were dead becoz of me.I caught a lot of butterflies with the help of ma racket.Their wings r damaged due to touching they cant fly again.

When I see two joined butterflies I think they r twins.I caught them.later I came to know they r mating @tht time.Alas they r killed by me.

I caught a lot of fish from ponds in dilshad Garden area where I think Rajiv Gandhi superspeciality hospital is situated now.I caught fish with the help of

earthworm.I put them bottle of water.they are killed afta sometime as i dropped the bowl of aata in bottle so that they can eat it.Later I came to know that

bcoz of it oxygen is out fast from water.I caught a lot of tadpoles which are swimming like a fish in water.All they are died because of me.

I killed a lot of mosquitoes in ma life.I burnt them alive with the help of candle while i found them sitting on wall.I killed a lot of mating pair of mosquioes

as they were lookin big mosquito.I still killed them

if they are singing a song in ma ear or try to bite me.I killed a lot of rats.I rembered the incident when a rat is hiding behind the carrom board

i kicked the board the rat died afta takin few jumps in air.One day I saw a lot of ants changin their homes with their eggs I killed them instantly

as i want to finish them.I killed a lot of cockroaches in ma life.I broke the three bee hive by throwing a stone on it.In ma village I caught a lot of

Tattaiyas n broke their nest n took out their white child.I killed a lot.I killed a lot of fly dragon I used to tie them with a thread n make them to fly.

I killed a lot of creatures n insects .I dont remember how many..But wheneva i Killed them I fell ill as God punish me for ma deed.

I want to change ma past n want to get rid of it but cant.I still regret of ma deeds n I feel sorrow for it.

I know as parental property we get without any effort.. as this sins can go to ma future generation as parental sins.

I am not still happy in ma life because of these sins they chased me everywhere n becomes nightmare for me.

Perhaps God will forgive me for ma sins..:(I deserve not to be forgiven in ma eyes by God.:( But I will try ma best to get rid of these sins in ma lifetime.....

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Nihanya's Personal Diary-IInd page of ma Life


ZINDAGI MERI EK KITAAB HAI JISME PANNE BEHISAB HAI...

HAR PANNE KI APNI IK KAHANI HAI...

ZINDAGI MERI HAR DIN PURANI HAI...

OR HAR DIN FIR SE NAI UMANG OR NAI JAWANI HAI..

ZINDAGI KA MERI YAHI HISAB HAIHAR DIN NAYA HISAB KITAB HAI

HA HA

MAINE KOI KASOOR KIYAJO KHUDA NE MUJHE APNE SE DUR KIYA

PAL ME USNE APNE SE JUDA KAR DIYA

JUDA KAR K BHI APNE ME ZUDA KAR LIYA

HA HA

KHUDA NE KAHA TUNE DEKHI DHART KI RANGAT.

TU HI TO CHAHTI THI ISKI SANGAT

MAINE TUJHE YAHA BHEJ DIYA

TUNE FIR KYU KHED KIYA

HA HA

MAA BAAP NE MUJHE AISA PYAR DIYA

MAINE UNHE HI KHUDA MAAN LIYA

BHAGWAN NE BHALE HI MERI WISH NA POORI KI HO..

PAR UNHONE HAMESHA KI HAIUNHONE MUJHE SAARE JAHAN KI KHUSIYA DI..

MAI JAB BHI ZINDAGI ME KISI KHEL ME HAARI

TO RO PADI

SAMJH ME AAYI TAB MERE JAB PITA KI SLAP PADI

HA HA..

ZINDAGI MAI MAINE SOCHA JAISE MAI ACCHI HU

WAISE HI SAB HONGE..

PAR ZINDAGI NE MUJHE WO SIKHAYA

KI MAINE ACCHE ACCHO KO SIKHAYA

HA HA

EK DIN MERI DOST SE SHART LAGI

DOST NE KAHA GHADDA GAHRA HAI

MAI NAHI KUD PAUNGA

MAINE KAHA LAGI SHART TU KUD SAKTA HAI

DOST NE KAHA LAG GAYI SHART MAI NAHI KUD SAKTA

TABHI MAINE USE GHADDE ME DHAKKA DE DIYA

DOST WO CHILLAYA AAJ TAK AAWAZ AATI HAI

HA HA HA

DOST MERA SHART HAAR GAYA..

MAINE ZINDAGI ME HAR CHEEZ KO JAANNE KI ZIGYASA RAKHI

APNI PERSONALITY KO HAR FIELD ME UBHARNE KI AASHA RAKHI

GYAN HAI FIR BHI AGYAN HAI

ZINDAGI BHAR KA BAS YAHI GYAN HAI

HA HA HA

ZINDAGI MERI IK TANHAI HAI

KHUD TANHAI BHI US SE BANI TANHAI HAI

JAB BHI GAM AAYA HAI MERI ZINDAGI ME

TANHAI NE BAJAI SHEHNAI HAI

HA HA

MAI KHUD PAR HASTI HU

KYUNKI MAI DUSARO KA DARD SAMAJHTI HU

APNE DARD NE MUJHE YEH SIKHAYA HAI

DUSRO K DARD KO DARD SAMAJH

NAHI TO AGLA NO. TERA AAYA HAI

HA HA

ZINDAGI MAI KHUSHIYA MILI KUCH PAL K LIYE

PAR GAM RAHA HAR PAL K LIYE

YE GAM HI MERA HUMDUM HAI

JISME WAKAI ME DUM HAI

JAB ZINDAGI ME GAM NA HOGA

TO MUJHE GAM HOGA

HA HA

DOSTO K LIYE MAI DOSTI HU

KYUNKI MAI HARPAL HASTI HU

DOSTO NE KAHA MAINE AAJ TAK TERE JAISA NAHI DEKHA

MAINE KAHA MAINE TO SABHI KI AANKHO MAI APNE JAISA HI DEKHA

HA HA

ZINDAGI KA KOI MUKAM HAASIL NAHI HAI

IS ZINDAGI KA ABHI TAK KOI SAAHIL NAHI HAI

ZINDAGI ZAAHIL HAI K APNI HI KAATIL HAI

HA HA

JEETI HU KISI KI AAS MEKISI PYAR KI PYAS ME

PYAS MERI ITNI BAD GAYI HAI

LAB SUKHE HAI OR DHADKAN BAD GAYI HAI

JAB BHI YE NAZARE KISI SE LADI HAI

USE PYASA KAR GAYI HAI

HA HA

MAT PUCH MERE HUMDUM MUJHE KYA DARD HAI

BAS BOL TERA DARD HI DARD HAI

DARD MERA ITNA BAD GAYA HAI

MERI ZINDAGI SE NIKAL KAR

HAR KISI KI ZINDAGI ME CHAD GAYA HAI

HA HA

WO PUCHTE HAI HUMSE GHALIB KON HAI

AB HUM KYA BATAYE IS DARD KA MALIK KON HAI

ARE DARD APNA HAI

MALIK HUM HAI

AB YE MAT PUCHNA ISME SHAMIL KON HAI

HA HA